Tuesday, January 31, 2006

the one with his cousin's birthday

BIRTHday is supposed to be an enjoyable thing. coz we can play musical chairs, pass-the-present thingy and eating loads of food. i only enjoyed eating.

went to my cousin's which is situated near the forest which i remembered that there was some police stakeout on illegal prostitution. yup. anw, reached the house and the moment i stepped in, i could only walked towards the food section. not much of a variety but it was a few of my favourite dishes. chickens was not to be missed.

i got a bit sleepy after i ate so i went to my cousin's room to sleep for a while. i know its not ethical but i think its better to sleep inside rather than showing my drooling saliva infront of other ppl.

sleep for an hour.

woke up again to have a second round of eating.

a little moment of boredom and i decided to play the computer. cousin told me some of the latest songs he downloaded so i told him to email me the list of those songs.

okay... i know looks can be deceiving. its funny how HEIGHT and FEATURES can make the person look very young.

so my aunt and her new husband arrived with 3 other ppl mainly her son, 1 guy teenager, 1 girl child. the guy shaked my hand and the girl child shaked and kissed my hand (in a traditional malay way lah). automatically i thought that these 2 ppl are the products of my new uncle (aunt's new husband). that thought lingered in mind till i just asked my cousin (aunt's son Shahril). he said a BIG NO! he told me they were his friends and said that the guy's age is 21 and the girl is 18.

OKAY. this girl is like 1.4 to 1.5 metre short. her face is those of a primary 3 or 4 girl and he's telling me that she's 18.

TYPICAL guys must have thought she's underage when it comes to sex. now im NOT promoting underage sex and this post is not about sex either. i even bold the word "typical" for you to comprehend the meaning of it. so keep an open mind.

i'll leave u to judge whether im typical or not.

Monday, January 23, 2006

the one with his day of school

it's monday.

it's a school day.

n i had to start the day thinking that i'll be having Lifesaving Course later from 6 to 7.30. so i started at 10 n we had to do the checking of our FON paper. hopefully, i can pass the exams lah. hahaah..

den NSL. we did the same old thing reflecting on our experiences. i had alot but i just didnt want to share. so yah.

one hour break - i ate chicken rice which make me shit for 10 mins.

we had a new teacher for our PHARM module. she wrote her full name on the board but i only remembered the name Angeline. looked auntie-like but quite ok coz she's quite enthu. rite.

CMBIO lecture by Dr Phang was NOT boring. somehow, her lecture is much more interesting than ronnie's coz she kinda use like tools or toys to explain her lecture. n all of those things are inside a big plastic bag. hahahaha.... its like as if she came back from shopping.

i do not know why i chose lifesaving. we ALWAYS had to the laps first before learning the new stuffs. i dont mind 8 to 10 laps. but it's 16 laps man!! den i will have to vomit again to make myself feel better. so yah... i will confirm vomit everytime there is lifesaving course. if i eat, i vomit. if i dun eat, i also vomit. so how? any solutions to this? den wed's lifesaving will be from 6pm to 9pm. wat in the world.....

i found out that shitting everyday is normal.

Monday, January 16, 2006

the one with his sleepy day

woke up at 4.55 AM n straight to the showers.

i do not like to work on Mondays. now i know that u're gonna guessed that im talking abt monday blues which is in fact true for me. i didnt look forward in receiving the day. after showers, i got into my uniform and had koko krunch for breakfast. den at 6, i went off to the hospital of Tan Tock Seng.

i reached there to find myself still sleepy. i couldnt drink coffee coz it'll make me go dizzy. while we doing reports, a patient pressed a call bell and i attended to him. he wanted to take a shower so i assisted him. not only that i assist him, i took abt 10 mins to sleep while standing.

breakfast was served but i was too sleepy to see the spoon going towards the mouth. so i kept smucking the patients' faces.

today a Sister taught me how to do wound dressing even though i wasnt allowed to do on a patient yet n also michael says we cant do it. but no way im gonna let that stop me. haha.. chey!
basically, it was easy lah. i was trying very hard to stay awake n i think i did pretty well not to let her see my sleepyness.

ate lunch, keep rubbing my eyes, sleep on the couch for half an hour.

"This is totally not your day," said Chriselda.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

the one with his policeman

i've thought abt this matter when She decided to leave and enter a new course. n then the idea of being a policeman jus sprang into my mind. so i decided to write abt this.

back in my family history, my grandpa on my dad's side was a policeman. my grandpa on my mum's side was a nurse. i knew for a long time that that my grandpa(dad) was a policeman but never have i thought of becoming a policeman. following my grandpa's(mum) footsteps was a decision which i felt is a good one. now that i think that the policeman job is not a bad thing after all, i think i may have to change my next-5-years-from-now plan.

so rite now as in 2006 (i will turn 20 in october), i have made some few changes.

-- 2006 --
promoted to year 2

-- 2007 --
promoted to year 3

-- 2008 --
graduate from np and enter National Service

-- 2009 --
still in NS

-- 2010 --
graduate from NS and go policeman training and be a POLICEMAN for 4 or 5 years.

im sure teenagers like me mite never thought abt being a guy in blue before but i dun think its a bad job. i mean, my dad was a Cisco policeman before and he told me handling a Smith is quite cool. i wish sg policeman handle those big guns like Desert Eagle or a Colt .45....

anw, it's jus food for thought.

but if i become one, u'll know in ur heart that the streets will always be safe and secure.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

the one with his sore eyes

alright.

i think im going to have sore eyes soon. or preferably called the yellow eyes disease.

i made that up.

anw, i called it yellow eyes disease cause ur eyes tend to produce those sticky yellow ooze at the corners of ur eyes. n whenever u thought that it's clear after u swipe them off, they will reproduce and reproduce until ur eyes are blinded by yellow stuffs.

n also becoz i had those before.

1st lesson - Optrex eye drops didnt work on me.

2nd lesson - do NOT ever see a couple who make out in the bus. for watever reason, avoid seeing them.

3rd lesson - dun criticize the banglas, they can type good english in sms.