an-nur says:
just write that an-nur is the best bloke in sg.

*AHEM.
OH PLEASE.

an-nur says:
casandra is a very nice, sweet, fashionable, caring, helpful, polite, gracious, loving, pretty, harworking and smart girl.

YES. VERY TRUE.

the one with his gay

in the midst of sengkang where an unsuspecting victim didn't know what he is in for that night, something happened that made him realised that maybe he could be easily mistaken for what he is not. this is the story about 2 guys..

i was at sengkang coz i just sent Cass home and was sitting down at the bus stop while waiting for the bus 161 to get home. i saw a chinese man, about 40-50 years old, crossed the street and made his way to the same bus stop and sat next to me. i took a glance at him and was surprised that he gave me a smile. so i smiled at him too.

so the conversation started like this:

uncle: u send your gf home is it?
an-nur: err.. ya..
uncle: oh.. where she stay?
an-nur: somewhere around here..
uncle: ohh.. so u still schooling?
an-nur: yah.. ngee ann poly..
uncle: ohh okok..

the bus came and we both boarded the bus. i sat at the last seat and the man sat the seat infront of me. he sat slightly slanted like he wanted to face me. he kept smiling at me so i just smiled back. at the next stop, alot of ppl alighted so there was a few empty seats upfront. again i was surprised when he asked me to sit infront with him. i did.

so during this part of the journey, he asked me whether i had kissed my gf before. i said yes. then he asked..

uncle: then u got play play before?
a: huh? what do u mean?

he proceed to show a finger which penetrates a hole he made with his hand.
a: no!

i didnt want to continue on the topic of sex so i asked whether he's married.
uncle: yes..

SUDDENLY, he touched my thigh and said..
uncle: wow.. muscles arh...
a: err... no... (pushing his hand away)
uncle: this also so muscles ah.. ( touching my hairy calf)
a: err... no no... its not muscular...

well, im sure most ppl know that im not that muscular... but i do have a broad chest.. hehheh...

so i asked him again...
a: are u sure u're married?
uncle: long time ago..
a: okayyy..
a: do u like girls?
uncle: no.. no..
a: then u like boys is it?
uncle: err.. only friend friend..

finally i asked the bonus question.
a: are u a gay?

in which he gave me an unbonus answer.
uncle: only friend friend.

LOL.

half the journey has passed and the uncle is still not finished with his questions.
uncle: do u like icecream? ice cream is very nice.
a: yup.. and yes it is very nice!
uncle: yah i like to suck on ice cream!
a: huh?! u mean u suck ur friend's one is it?
uncle: yah!
a: is it nice?
uncle: yahh... u want to try?? (pulling my arm as well!)
a: no! i dont want!
uncle: come lah! we go to our friend's house and do it!
a: really i dont want! its okay!
uncle: aiya... if i cant suck, at least let me play with it!

so at this point of time, i was already laughing to myself. im not saying that this man is crazy but it is quite funny the way he said all those things. my stop came and i alighted not forgetting to say goodbye to that old man. he said goodbye too!

a word of caution: this man leaves in Sengkang!

the one with his 2 pics only

this picture speaks 1 million words.








this picture doesn't.

the one with his photobooth pic

if you decide to take a picture at the instant photobooth, make sure u have already do whatever it is needed on ur face or hair or whatver before putting 6 $1 coins into the slot. coz if you don't, u are sure to be surprised.

may this pic brighten up your life :)